The Shakespearean Insult Generator
Insult thy friends and foes alike - Shakespearean style!
Borrow from the bard and unleash over 3.5 million fresh and fierce insults to impress and confuse. (And man, he was MEAN!) The random generator in our app ensures every insult is completely unique, so keep your friends guessing on how you keep em' coming!
Never struggle for comebacks again! Win those banter battles! ...Or alternatively have a laugh with your friends over coffee. (Or whatever is the beverage of your choice. We’re not biased.)
Still sitting on the fence?
Here's a sample of some hilarious insults generated by Shrewd!
"Your goatish sheath is the greatest thing about ye."
"Peace, you wrangling boar-pig!"
"I am sick when I do look on thou, ye unwash'd baboon."